Kunzima ukubona lo kumkani wamahlathi endle - kwinkulungwane yethu yenkulungwane yaphela, ejongene neendlela, evelisa ubuntshatsheli kwimikhondo yoomatshini. Kodwa emaphupheni ethu, i-sokhas ayinakusoyika nantoni na - kodwa kutheni isilwanyana esinekratshi? Ingcaciso yephupha iyazi!
Ukutolikwa ngokubanzi kwale "kulala"
- Uninzi lweetoliki zihlala zithi: I-ELK ephupheni - umqondiso wempilo yakho yexesha elizayo kunye nokuphucula impilo yakho.
- Ukuba iphupha lalingokwemvelo (wabona ihlathi apho isilwanyana se-fusion sasijonga khona ngobumbano, uboya obuqaqambileyo), uthi imeko yakho yezemali iza kuphucuka ngokukhawuleza kwaye azinze ngakumbi. Kwaye i-ELK engaphezulu, umkhuseli uya kuba yi-wallet yakho.
- Ukuba ubona umntu ogulayo, otywinwa, kwaye esixekweni okanye kwingoma exakekileyo, kubi. Kwishishini okanye emsebenzini kuya kuqala ubunzima.
- Ewe, ukuba ephupheni, umntu ophuphayo wazifaka esi silwanyana (okanye enye enkulu - umzekelo, kwi-Deer), kwi-deer), ongenasiphelo malunga nokulungela kwakhe ngezenzo zakhe ezisebenzayo.
Usibone phi isilwanyana?
- Jonga i-moose kwindawo elugcinweni, ehlathini-uphawu lwenkululeko. Umsebenzi wakho awuzukuphazamisa umsebenzi wakho.
- Ibhinqa eliphupha iphupha elinjalo linokusithembisa intlanganiso eyodwa nendoda enomdla kakhulu. Ngapha koko, ukuba ubusika bubusika, unokulindela ukuba le ntlanganiso ixesha elide, kwaye ukuba ishushu, iNtwasahlobo, emva koko iya kwenzeka.
- Ngawaphi amaphupha e-Elk, ukuhlamba, ukuntywila emlanjeni okanye amanzi okusela apho? Kwiphupha labasetyhini, lo luphawu lwempilo entle, kunye nobomi obutyebi. Ukuba amanzi acocekile, kwaye isilwanyana, izithembiso, izithembiso zokulala: iqabane lakho (okanye umhlobo osuk 'entliziyweni) uya kuba yinto elungileyo, elungileyo.
- I-ELK e-ELK okanye phakathi kweemoto: Oogxa (amaqabane (amaqabane) bakuthathe isidenge. Kuba indoda, le nto inokuba luphawu lokuphanga kwakhe, ngenxa yokuba kunzima ukuqhelana nabantu abatsha nabayimfuneko.
- Ephupheni, ixhegonela nenenekazi elk, lalahleka esixekweni, lifanekisela ukuzixolela kwezono zobutsha. Ukuba eli nenekazi liyaphumelela ukubamba, kwaye libe ngcono nangakumbi - ukulungisa isilwanyana, ukulala uthi: Umlingane wakho wangoku uhlala emamela uluvo lwakho.
- Kubuthongo bamadoda, i-EKK, ukukhwela kwemoto phakathi kwendlela, sisilumkiso malunga nengozi enokwenzeka, "iqhawe" onokuthi ngalo. Ukuba unethuba, awuhlali phantsi iintsuku ezimbalwa.
- Kwindlu yakho: Ungafika.
Yayiyintoni le Elk?
- Ngeempondo ezinkulu: Awuthandi xa ucinezelwe, wonke umntu ukhetha ukuzithathela ingqalelo. Inkululeko yakho yokuthanda kuphela inokwenzeka kuphela.
- Ephupheni, amadoda uEkk-Cuckold uthetha ukukhula kwexesha elizayo.
- Umntu: Unomlingisi wokwenene. Awukhathali ukusebenza kwiqela, ukufumana imiyalelo echanekileyo.
- Ububi, mhlawumbi abahlaseli kuwe. Iphupha lephupha lomntu lithetha malunga nobukho bomntu onokhuphiswano okanye imbangi, kwaye ubukrelekrele kwaye bomelele.
- Ifile. Kumadoda, ukulala kuthetha ukohlwaywa. Kubafazi - amathemba aphezulu.
- Ngohlobo lwezitya. Kwindoda kukho i-losyatina ephupheni - umqondiso wokuba ukukhusela kuya kufuneka usebenze, "njengoTata Carlo."
- Igqityiwe. Kwiphupha eliyindoda (kunye nesilwanyana, ngaphandle koko, balawulwa): Uya koyisa okhuphisana naye ngenkcitho yokuthetha kwakhe ngokupheleleyo.
- Ngohlobo lwezinto ezithenjiweyo. Kwiphupha lasemazulwini, yifumane njengesipho, kwaye uphosa iimpondo: kukho ingozi yokukhohlisa intombi yakho okanye iqabane lakho.
- Mncinci kakhulu. Iphulukene nephupha lokuvumelana nobomi obonwabisayo. Ubalisa amanenekazi malunga neFan ethambileyo nelizeleyo, eya kuthi ikwazi ukujikeleza uthando nokukhathalela. Indoda athembisa ukuthanda intombazana entle nelize.
Wenza ntoni?
- Ngokukhawuleza kakhulu. Kwiphupha eliyindoda, lo luphawu lobomi obukhuselekileyo xa unokufumana yonke into oyifunayo. Oko kukuthi, lo phawu yinkululeko enjalo.
- Ndikuhambele kwizithende. Kwiphupha labasetyhini, lo "umfanekiso" womntu usondele. "I-smodter", ethe cwaka kwaye ithobe - iqabane lakho liya kuthembeka kuwe kwaye alizukungcatsha, kodwa aliyi kuba nakho ukwenza ubomi bakho bube nomdla nzima.
- Ikuhlasele? Ukulala kulumkisa ngengozi enokuthi ichukunyiswe kuyo nayiphi na "intsimi". Ungagula, ungene kwingozi, "ukutyhala" engxakini emsebenzini.
Uziva ntoni ephupheni?
- Imangalisiwe yindwendwe enjalo ephupheni lakho: kwinkcitho engalindelekanga.
- Wazithanda iimpondo zakhe, wothuka ubukhulu babo: Uya kuthatha indawo entle eluntwini. Ukuba uthanda uboya okanye indlela eqhuba ngayo esi silwanyana, ukuba yintoni enkulu kwaye yomelele, uya kufumana iqabane elinokuthenjwa ebomini.
- Ngaba ukhe wadanduluka, utshisile, ubona umntu oswelekileyo okanye obulewe? Ubomi buya kukufundisa okuthile "ubuqhophololo".
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Incwadi Ilnikov
- Ngokwencwadi yephupha, i-elk kwi-zoo-uphawu lwekamva lokufumana imali, kwaye ehlathini-ulonwabo kunye nethemba.
- I-Elk-cuckold-uphawu lobutyebi, kunye nelahleko ye-bogish ene-onling encinci - ntlupheko kunye noqoqosho olugqithisileyo.
- Uzinze esi silwanyana: ukuba ungabinamavila, uya konwaba. Dubula kwi-moose: kwiindaba. Mbulale esizingelani: kwilifa elifanelekileyo.
- Yahlula isidumbu sesi silwanyana: Uya kuphumelela ngempumelelo.
- Ulusu luka-Elk: kukho into eya kukubonelela, kodwa iya kuba yi "dummy". Iimpondo zakhe: kwilahleko kunye nezinye "i-NEPOH".
- I-Fry Losyatin: Kuncedo lwezinto ezibonakalayo. Kukho inyama: Uya kuhamba uhambo, kwaye uya kuba nomtsalane.
Iphupha Miller
- I-ELK, emi phakathi kobusuku kwiNdlela ePhakamileyo (uphantse uyitshise), - uphawu lwemeko enzima, oya kuza kungekudala. Nangona kunjalo, uya kufika kuyo ngembeko.
- Ukuzingela ehlathini ukuya "uRouchch" Ngaba abantu abaye basongela inkohliso. Kwaye uya kuvela emntwini ongengamlindi- mhlawumbi uya kuba ngoyena mveliso.
- Fumana ehlathini lweempondo zesilwanyana sezilwanyana - ukuya kuzuko. Kwaye ukuba babekhulu kakhulu, ngamasebe amaninzi "amasebe", isiqingatha sakho sibaleka "ngasekhohlo" ixesha elide kakhulu.
Iphupha le-freud.
I-elk ngumntu osabelana naye ngoku. Kunokwenzeka, ukulala uthi ezithile ezibubulukukane ziphazamisekile, krwada kweqabane. Ngaba uyafuna uthando, mhlawumbi imbeko elula? Awu, le ndoda ayiyi kubanika. Ukuba ubeka isimo sengqondo esinjalo sabo bonke abongikazi, kufanelekile ukukhangela isithandwa esitsha-oku soze sitshintshe.