Ngawaphi amaphupha ekati kumaphupha e-freud okanye i-loffa

Kubomi bokwenyani, amakati athanda yonke into, kwano secala. UTHANDO OLUFANELEKILEYO kwesi silwanyana, okanye umfazi olodwa okanye umlindi webhabhathi ongobuqhophololo. Kodwa kutheni uphupha ikati ephupheni? Ijonga njani le ncwadi iphupha lesilwanyana?

Ukutolikwa ngokubanzi kwephupha elithi "Fluffy"

Ukubona ikati ephupheni-uphawu oluhle. Rhoqo, ukulala kuthetha ukufundwa kwephupha (akumangalisi ukuba eso silwanyana sinxulunyaniswa nomlingo kunye nobugqwirha). Nangona, kunjalo, kakhulu kwitoliki kuxhomekeke kwiimvakalelo ezibangela esi silwanyana kuwe. Ewe, ukuba awuthandi iikati, ukulala kulumkisa ngobuqili bomntu othile ongathandekiyo. Ukuba uyathanda ... funda!

Wayengubani? Iimpawu ezintle

• Mhle, ucocekile kakuhle. Kwiphupha labasetyhini, oku kuqikelelwa umsebenzi wakho, ukrelekrele kunye nobuhle obuye bashenxisa kuyo ukwanda.
• Ukhulelwe. "Unxiba" umbono omtsha, kwaye kungekudala uye wamiselwe ukwenza izinto ezibonakalayo. Ukuba uyintombazana esencinci, iphupha lifanela ngokukhawuleza nge-mendelsdohh.
• I-boring (umngeni). Iphupha elihle-kwimali enkulu.
• Inkulu. Kwinzuzo! Ukuba uneshishini lakho, yilungiselele ukubala ii-baryrs. Ukuba utyala igadi okanye igadi, uya kuhlukana nesityalo.
• Thambile kwaye uthabathe thando. Uya kuba neengxaki, kodwa abayi kuba nzulu kwaye abayi kuzisa imiphumo.
• Ikhaya Kwihlabathi lentsapho.
• Ndithatha. Uthini? Iphupha elinje- uhlobo lwetafile ye-mendeleev: I-subcoonning kwiphupha lisombulula umsebenzi othe wabetha ngayo imini yonke. Mamela iBhunga lesilwanyana, awuyi kuzisola.

Iimpawu ezimbi

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• Ifile. Intombazana yakho yenyani "ye-sufun" yakho iya kuyeka ukucaphukisa okanye ihambe kwindawo ekude. Ukuba ikati ibhubhile embundwini wekhaya lakho, yilungiselele "ukubetha" kusapho lwakho-uyakukhusela.
• Isigulana. Nguwe. Udiniwe, kwaye nantoni na eyenziwayo, iziphumo azizukufezekisa. Thatha iholide, ubaleke kwaye yedwa ucinga ubomi bakho. Mhlawumbi ukubuyela ekhaya, uya kuvakalisa ngemisebenzi kunye neembono.
• Wenzakele. Kufuphi Nawe kukho umhlobo odingayo ukukhawuleza isandla. Ngendlela, inokwakho, ukulungele uxolelwaniso ngenxa yobunzima.
• Egazini. Ingozi isongela abantwana bakho. Ungabavumeli eyadini ngaphandle kweliso.
• Lala, ulale. Zizo ezi ziintshaba zakho, ngoku zibuthathaka. Ukuba ufuna ukubamba "iqhekeza lekhekhe" kubo, ixesha lakho lifikile.
• Ukuhlambuluka. "Intombazana efungelweyo" iya kuphelisa iingxaki zayo.
• Bald: Ekugqibeleni woyisa umdlali welinye iqela, utshaba.
• Ukutshisa. Ngaba ukho umntu owonakalise igazi lakho? Uya kuhlawula yonke into.
• Ndimanzi. Kwiphupha eliyindoda, isilwanyana esinjalo sithetha ukubonakala kwenenekazi eliza kuba semandleni akho ngokupheleleyo. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba liyilizwe langaphambili elithi "Lilizwe elinamandla lale nto", apho wade wagxekwa khona.
• Ayinamfuyo. Aba ngabakhuphisana nabo abaphulukana nenzuzo. Ukulala kuyathandeka kwishishini lakho.
• Unobukrakra, unomsindo, ububi. Into esongela intlalo-ntle yakho okanye intlalo-ntsapho. Ephupheni, ngaba usilwa nesi sidalwa? Ke, "Kwinyani" Ususa ubutyebi nolonwabo lwakho.
• Hlanya. Umiselwe ukuba ujongene nenenekazi, elihamba kwiintloko ukuya kwithagethi ekujoliswe kuyo.
• Ukukrwada. Olu lutshaba lwakho (iintshaba zakho). Ngaba ukhe wajongana nomfazi ephupheni? Kulungile, "Phila" nawe uphumelele wonke umntu.
• Endle. Ungayiqali "imfazwe yabamelwane" - ayiyi kukhokelela kwinto elungileyo. Ngcono lonke uhlaselo olusezihlalweni.

Imibala ikwabalulekile

• Ngwevu. Njengoko incwadi yephupha itsho, ikati iphupha ngomthunzi onjalo ukuba silumkise: ugqityiwe ngokuziphatha. Ukufumana kwakhona, jonga iimbono zakho, ezinye zazo azichanekanga. Umsebenzi weofisi emva kokuba enjalo anokudakumba.
• Mhlophe. Phakathi kwendawo okuyo, "ingcuka kwizikhumba zegusha" yaBond.
• Mnyama. Ukuya kumlo okanye ixande. Ukuba ikati ibaleka, emva koko ulele kwesi sifo.
• I-redhead. Amaphupha anje "impungutye" akukho ngengozi: phakathi kwabahlobo bakho, inenekazi elibi, liphupha ukuba likonzakalise.
• Umbala omthathu. Leliphi iphupha lekati elinjengomfazi onjengomfazi? Ejikeleze intanda yakho ngakumbi, kwaye ilunge ngakumbi, kwaye iphumelele ngakumbi. Zilungiselele ukuqhubela phambili ngokungxamisekileyo zonke iimpawu ezintle ukuze ungayiphosi!
• I-Siamese. Lo ngumfazi okhuselweyo, onamaphupha okuziphindezela. Kulungile ukwenza ukuba inyuke, kungenjalo liza kuza ixesha, kwaye uya kuhlawula ngokupheleleyo iiakhawunti zayo.
• Umbala ongaqhelekanga-luhlaza. Umphefumlo wakho uyavumelana. Bhalisela iikhosi, lixesha lokuba sisityebi ngolwazi olutsha.
• Bomvu. Kwiphupha eliyindoda yinkanuko, ukuba nomtsalane kwintombazana.

Wenze ntoni ephupheni?

• Ndabetha ikati. Ukulala ubudoda: Inenekazi elihlekisayo eliyinto ethandekayo lifuna ukwazi ukuba usondele. Ukulala kwabasetyhini: Lumkela imbangi.
• Igcinwe ezandleni zabo. Ukulala kwentombazana: Musa ukukholwa nguMntu, ungakonakalisa igama elihle.
• Idlalwe ngekati. Ungayitshintsha-ayisiyomfuneko ngokwasemzimbeni. Mhlawumbi uhlazisiwe ngesidenge.
• Ndibanjiwe, ndihlamba isilwanyana. Ukulala ubudoda: Inenekazi elinothando lifuna ukuba yeyakho. Ukulala kwabasetyhini: uloyiso ngaphezulu kwembangi.
• Ukondla. Ukulala ubudoda: Kwanele ukuthembisa-lixesha lokuba wenze. Ukulala kwabasetyhini: Uya kuchitha ixesha elininzi kunye nentanda yakho (umyeni wakho, iqabane). Usomashishini ulele: kwinzuzo.
• Yibambe. Ukulala ubulala: Uya kuba senkanuko yamandla.
• Ilahlekile isilwanyana: Umntu othile uza kutsiba intloko (hayi kwi-love ngaphambili). Iphele njani iphupha? Yonke into izakufana nobomi.
• Ndahamba ndaphuma endlwini. Ukulala ubudoda: Ususa inenekazi elifuna ukuba lithanda kwaye licoce i-wallet yakho. Intombazana ye-Work: "Intombazana efungelweyo".
• Ubulele ikati. Ukulala ubudoda: Uya kulwa nge-nkosi ye-haning. Usomashishini ulele: uphuma kwi-Refirection.
• Isilwanyana esigciniweyo. Ukulala ubudoda: Ufuna ukukhusela intombi yakho, mkhathalele. Usomashishini ulele: Ulungile ebantwini.

Kwakukho izilwanyana ezimbini? Into ikusongela. Ukuthenga iimveliso, jonga ubomi beshelf; Ukujika ngendlela, khetha inguqu engaphantsi komhlaba.

Kwaye ujongeka njani ikati kwiThema leetoliki ezithandwayo?

Ekugqibeleni, sicebisa ukuba siqhelane nombono ongaqhelekanga we-CAT kwiphupha. Mhlawumbi kuya kunceda ekuqinisekiseni iphupha lakho.

I-Sigmund freud

1. Unjingalwazi uyakholelwa ukuba ikati ephupheni yeyona nto iphambili kwiminqweno yakho yesini. Ngaba ukhe wakhathaza isilwanyana? Ke, ebhedini wena ulibala, kwaye ungaziqinisekanga ngokuchaseneyo. Ikati ikrokrele? Olu luphawu lweMasochism.
2. Ngaba ukhe wagqobhoza ikiti? Ukulala iingcebiso ngomdla kubantu ababelana ngesondo.
3. Awukhe wenze nto, ndikhangela ikati? Awuvumeli iminqweno yakho esondeleyo.

UDavid Lof.

I-Loffati Cat yi-craceress encinci. Abantu abaphuphayo esi silwanyana, itoliki icebisa rhoqo ukumamela ilizwi langaphakathi, kwaye mhlawumbi nokuzama ukuphucula amandla angaphandle.