Yini amaphupho izinto ezingcolile nezingathandeki? Iphupho lendlebe lomuntu noma "humus" litholwa kanjani ezilwaneni ezahlukene?
Ukuhunyushwa okujwayelekile kwalokhu kulala okungajwayelekile
- Yimaphi amaphupho amadlelo? Konke kuncike ekuhlelweni kokulala. Ake sithi uma ubabona ezansi kwendlu yangasese, ulala uthi: Uma usebenza kahle, ungaceba.
- Umgodi weCesspool ogcwele uthi: Ungaba yisisulu senkohliso, futhi nje umqondo ojwayelekile kuzokusiza ukuba uhlale "ngeyakho." Ungabethembi abantu abangajwayelekile, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, musa ukuphefumula mayelana neholo labo nokonga.
- UPaul, fan ngokungcola komuntu (hhayi kuphela), uthi: Imali enhle izofika kuwe "ebholeni" - mhlawumbe uzothola ukuwina e-lottery noma ekhasino, noma mhlawumbe uzothola okuthile okuwusizo. Ngakho-ke, ehlela phansi emgwaqweni, bheka phansi ngaphansi kwezinyawo zakho!
- Ukuhunyushwa kwesibili kwalomsindo wokulala akusekho rosy kangako: ungakuphuca. Thola isizathu sokulahleka kwento ebalulekile noma isikhwama semali kungaba yi-naivety yakho.
- Uma uke wabona indle eningi, le tempiko yephupho: impilo yakho izoba lula futhi ayinakekeli.
- Uma umbhede wakho wagoqwa ePoop, kanye nezindunduma kwakukhona okuningi: uzothola umxhasi ophanayo nowokubi. Kungenzeka ukuthi lo mxhasi uzoba ngumuntu othandana nawe. Kepha uma kunjalo, khona-ke ubudlelwano bakho ngeke buphele, yize inoveli izovutha futhi inothando.
Wenzeni ephusheni?
- Wageza ethoyilethi yethoyilethi - ekuthengeni okubizayo. Futhi okuhlaba umxhwele kwakuyi "nzima" lapho wazama ukuqeda khona, kuzobiza kakhulu.
- Ngabe usuyithathile ezandleni zakho? Indoda ekuthanda ukulungele ukukusiza ohlelweni lwezinto ezibonakalayo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngeke afune lutho olubuyiselwe.
- Ubala izandla noma izingubo zakho ku-FECES (futhi mhlawumbe ephusheni uthathe umntwana ezandleni zakho, futhi wayemakwe ngokuqondile ")? Leli yiphupho elijabulisayo, lithi maduze uzoceba.
- Awukaze ubone i-excrement, kepha wezwa iphunga lawo: Into ohlela ukuyiqala, izoba nenzuzo enkulu.
- Kodwa-ke, ukuhunyushwa kwesibili kwalokhu kulala kuxwayisa: Umlingani webhizinisi angakunikeza okuthile okusolisayo. Qaphela!
- Qoqa ubustimu ukuze uhlaziye - udinga ithiphu yomuntu ofanele. Uma, ephethe imbiza elabhorethri, ngephupho lakho ulahlekelwe, kusho ukuthi ungenza isenzo esiyisiwula, esingekho emthethweni.
- Bona izinduna ozifakile emzimbeni wakho, futhi ziyiphupho elihle. Kusho: Ekugcineni, ulandela iphupho lakho noma umgomo ofiselekayo kakhulu.
- Sula i-Faeces yakho: Ukuphumula kwakho sekuthole ukuyekethisa kuwe.
Kwakuwukungcolisa isilwane?
- UFekes ephusheni kwakuyizinja? Ukulala kuthembisa ukuthembeka okuthembekile nomngane osondelene nomngane noma umngani. Uma izimpaphe ezinjalo ziningi kakhulu, ukulala kuba yisexwayiso: Uma ungacabangi futhi wenze okuthile okukhona, ungakwazi ukuhambisa.
- UFeline Poop uthembisa ukukhaphela noma "ijika ithrekhi" lapho usuzoma khona.
- Imbuzi "Polka Dot" ithembisa ingcebo.
- Inkomo ethi "pellet" ithi: Usebenza kakhulu, futhi umphumela walo msebenzi uzokufanelekela.
UFekalalia wayengomuntu?
- Iningi lokuhunyushwa okujwayelekile: Amaphoyinti okulala ku-Conservatism yakho. Zama ukuba kwesimanje kakhulu!
- Bebesha impela: ukulala kukhuluma ngokwaneliwa kwakho esimweni sezinto samanje. Ungathanda ukushintsha noma yini empilweni yakho.
- Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ikhalori elidala nelomisiwe lithi: Ukuba kwakho sekusha kakhulu. Uphupha okungenani ngandlela thile uyihlobisa, uletha imicimbi ekhanyayo nemizwa eqinile.
- I-Baby Poop (Ake sithi, ebhodweni noma nge-diaper): Ungakhulelwa.
- Kwakuyi-feece yakho? Ubukeka kanjani? Uketshezi: Bangakhuluma kabi (futhi ngokungafanele), futhi imizamo yakho ngeke iholele kunoma yini enhle. QAPHELA: Sizani ekunikezeni umakhelwane uzokwenqatshwa.
Futhi bakuphazamisa kanjani ukubukeka kwezindunduma ephusheni lezincwadi ezithandwa kakhulu?
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Iphupho Miller
- Ukuze ubone ubusto noma uzizwe unephunga lakhe abantu abasebudlelwaneni obunobungane nomakhelwane babo.
- Uma, ngizwa iphunga elingathandeki, wazama ukuthola umthombo wakhe, kepha akatholanga iphupho, abantu abaningi bakunikeza izeluleko, baphazamise impilo yakho, kepha umuzwa walezi zeluleko eziya ku-zero.
- Futhi, amaphupho anjalo athuthukiswa ngosomabhizinisi kanye nabaxhasi, futhi ama-agrarians noma ama-dacnis angukuvunwa okuphawulekayo.
I-Dream Ukuhunyushwa koffa
- Iphupho elinjalo libonisa isifiso sakho sokuba nemali eningi nezinye izinzuzo ongazitholela zona. Kungenzeka ukuthi manje ohlelweni lwezezimali "UnguMel".
- Uma, ephusheni, waphuza ekungcoleni kwesisu somuntu, uyaceba impela.
I-Dream I-Meneghetti
- Le ncwadi yamaphupho i-FECES ibheka uphawu lobudlelwano osawazisa, kepha kungekudala ngeke babe yilutho kuwe.
- Uma wenze okuthile nge-poop (kufaka phakathi kubo bekudla), ukulala kusho: Imizwa yakho kanye nemizwa yakho iyafa, futhi i-Wines yonke into imicabango yakho (noma) nezenzo zakho.